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				12-11-2003, 08:25 AM
			
			
			
		 
               
 [quote:6659e]A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. [/quote:6659e]OH MY GOD ROFL!
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