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i'll be there opening day at midnight. it will be empty and i will be able to get the back center seat and make all the weird noises i want during the movie. as much as the second movie blew, im hoping that peter jackson doesnt turn into george lucas and ruin the series by showing just how gay frodo and sam can get with a naked golum running around. ive never read the book, but im hoping all the hobits die, and i get to see liv tyler and cate blanchett nude.
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hey martagen, i dont wanna flame ya here...but saying the second movie blew....and then following up with
"ive never read the book"
well,
oOo:
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The second movie imo wasnt as good as the first, in fact it sucked except for the part when the trees attacked the white wizard. I haven't read the books, so I don't know how the third one ends or what to expect. All I know is that there is supposed to be some great battle going on, but thats what everyone said about the two towers, and that siege was horrible. It was completely ruined with Legolas and Gimli getting their fag on during the battle, while at the same time, the director tried to infix the impression that the soldiers were in a state of grave morale. I don't see how these two characters could deteriorate from expert fighters to jackasses who shout out kills, and slide down the stairs on a shield to shoot 3 or 4 orcs. Plus, if Legolas is an expert archer, which was shown in the first movie, how come he couldn't kill a single orc when the critical moment occured? I am pretty skeptical about this film because of the huge let down ratio of movie series in general. |
OK, not to sound too nerdy here, but what the hell. Sliding down that shield, not to hard for an elf seeing as they have superhuman abilities in sight, hearing, strength and agility. You see it all the time. Like when Legolas was on the hill shooting those wolfs from ages away, he then grabbed the horse from the other side and used one arm to fling himself on top. Do you see a pattern here? He also pulled both Aragorn and Gimli to the top of the wall singlehandedly.
Also, the orc he was shooting at was a beserker uruk hai, this is never really mentioned in the movie or the book, but they are a beserker type. You can see because they have no armour on as it restricts their speed and movement, only a tough cunt would do that.
Hope that clears a few things up.
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Yeah Legolas was pretty handy with his bow, but WTF is the point of sliding down on a shield to shoot 3 orcs, when he could have just as easily shot at them from the walls. Maybe if he was on the wall, the other elf wouldn't have died. That whole stunt was just eye candy for some fag who is all into his Xtreme hardassness. Thats BS about the Urak Hai, though. I have a fucking Fiery flame arcane magic fuckin bow with like +35 orc and repels fairy's, elfs, dwarfs, and the toughest cunt urak hai, and I know I could have taken his ass out. Legolas just fucked that one up because he was wearing that gay ass blonde cant-aim-for-shit hair hat with -20 points of dexterity and +10 chance of blowing a critical shot.