[quote="Cpl. Eames":f69af]
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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
I shit my pants in grade 3, and it was a hot and muggy day, it wasnt pretty
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rofl man....i hate having to take shits at school because the bathrooms are so fucking nasty...man but shitting your pants...wow, u guys are hardcore.
But heres the worst shit story thats ever happend to me....last year during track season it was always a race after school to get to the locker room and take a shit, normally I avoided having to take a shit in the locker room by going to the only other sanitary bathroom in the school, but the only reason it was sanitary is because it was locked most of the time...and sometimes I couldnt get into it after school because it was locked. So the bell rang and I made my way to the sanitary bathroom and the fucking door was locked! And I had to get rid of my lunch before practice or I might have shit my pants, so I went in to the locker room's bathroom and of course there was a line...now imagine the worst smell in the world and the biggest black guys you've seen. I was waiting in line behind the entire offensive line. I had to take my shit after the offensive line of the football team the toilet seat was disgustignly warm because like 10 other people were on it before me and the smell was so bad that if you actually breathed you would vomit...man that sucked...and the worst part is it happend more then once! But still...shitting in your pants is way worse![/quote:f69af]
I guess you could say their shits were... offensive! Oh man, I crack myself up.