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Originally Posted by Zoner
HAW HAW HAW HAW! That was great!
They need to make a Metal edition.
(See, you CAN laugh at yourselves, people...it's not that hard. Calm the fuck down.)
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This would be the new metal version:
Beginning Tempo:
Slow
Fucking Slow
Wasnt this a metal song you dykes
Begining sound:
Some funky shit thats even wierder thank a pick slide
Singer doing some "oooo ohhhh ahhhhh"
Melody:
Little
None
Riffs:
Teh Suckage but really heavy so I cant heary any differance between chords because all these fuckers tune to B#
Something Really bad with some unusual slap bass by the worst bassist ever to touch the thick strings
Song Layout:
Really soft during the Verses with little backround music then morphing into really heavy chorus riffs that hurt my ears because I had to turn my Cd player up to hear what the fuck this ass was saying
Really soft during the Verses with little backround music then morphing into really heavy chorus riffs that hurt my ears because I had to turn my Cd player up to hear what the fuck this ass was saying
Really soft during the Verses with little backround music then morphing into really heavy chorus riffs that hurt my ears because I had to turn my Cd player up to hear what the fuck this ass was saying
Solo:
None
Squelling noises
Notes that make no sense together
Ending:
Really fast to stop abrubtly
Really fast to stop abrubtly
Really fast to stop abrubtly
People on the Nu-Metal scence could at least think of some new Ideas because all the songs sound exactly alike and its disgusting
Thrash/speed Metal rock: Newer Death Metal rock: