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Zoner · 01-31-2004, 08:07 AM

The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.

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Zoner is Offline Administrator Posts: 17,739 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Camp Crystal Lake	01-31-2004, 08:07 AM The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man! Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually. Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.