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Originally Posted by Zoner
The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!
Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.
Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.
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I speak Zonerish. All of the text above in english says: "Lie to her, buy her nice things, get her drunk." biggrin: