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Default 02-20-2004, 02:03 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":7e9a0]

Hmmm... I'm guessing you don't get a piece of ass from your wife, eh?

If someone is married or has a girlfriend, why would they even need masterbation tissue? oOo: It looks like NyckMSS doesn't get laid like he's supposed to... bahahaha biggrin:

"Honey, since I haven't penetrated your g-spot in 3 weeks, I was hoping you can run down to the store and get me a box of jack-off tissue so I can beat my meat..."[/quote:7e9a0]

How little you know about relationships..lol that is taking the power right out of her hands and puts it into yours...literally biggrin:

Plus married people never get laid anyways oOo:

and i'd rather have my wife pick them up for me than have to have my mommy buy them for me like you zapper


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