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Nyck · 02-22-2004, 09:06 AM

We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts'.

201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.

205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")

210. Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.

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Nyck is Offline General of the Army Posts: 17,299 Join Date: May 2002	02-22-2004, 09:06 AM We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts'. 201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad. 205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged") 210. Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country. happy: **"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I hate plans."*** - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/