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Originally Posted by Mikooou
On Saturday I was sitting at home bored, so i called my x-girlfriend over, i called my girlfriend but she was busy with her friend, so me and my x-gf decided to watch a movie, we cuddled up but i didnt think anything of it, then when i layed back she leaned with meand we caught eyes and began to kiss, i still didnt think anything of it, then i started undoing her pants, i began to finger her and eat her out, then she said " Mike you wana dew it, go get some blankets and a condom" I said "sorry i have a girlfriend and i always wanted to lose my virginity to her" she said "well you already started messing around, you might as well finish it off" i said "cmon we can do anything but have sex, she said "well what do you wana do" i said " i always wanted to put it in your butt" she said "Mike!!, well ok but only because i love you", so she rolled over and i got on her back and i got started, it felt good but not right, 20 seconds later she said "Mike, were having sex, I was in denial, i said " no were not" she said "yes we are" so then i got a condom and continued and it eventually ended up on the trampoline, the next day i felt so guilty , really really really guilty, someone help me, what should i do
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