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03-22-2004, 09:11 AM
FAQBot: Let me now suggest you purchasing a spring gun! Most often single shot with high capacity magazine. A spring compresses a cylinder when pulling back the slide or cocking handle.
You: do you want to cock my handle?
FAQBot: You should find another virtual girl for that.
You: sorry
FAQBot: No problem.
You: so
FAQBot: So what?
You: damn
FAQBot: What's wrong?
You: I'm pissed
FAQBot: You are pissed? That's fine!
You: no it's not fine
You: you look like a gypsy
FAQBot: Wow, Chronic Diarrhea! Do I really look like a gypsy? Hmm...
You: yes you do
FAQBot: Do you want to order a spring gun now?
You: nein
FAQBot: I'd like to suggest you now some information about electric guns!....
You: let's stop takling about airsoft and talk about something else...
FAQBot: Pardon me...?
You: so who are you?
FAQBot: For your information: Airsoft was originally intended as a toy. It later gained popularity as an alternative for theatrical props and police training.
You: no damnit! no airsoft talk!
FAQBot: Do you experience any problems using our FAQs help system? Did you manage to find some useful information in our FAQs tree?
You: no i just want to talk to you. I have no friends
FAQBot: Hm... We keep on adding new FAQs to our tree... So I think that next time you'll find your questions in the FAQs tree ;-)
You: my question stands as followed: will you be my friend?
FAQBot: Your question stands as followed will me be your friend? Hmm...
You: what's that supposed to mean?
FAQBot: That means exactly what it says.
You: wow you're gay
FAQBot: I'm glad your impressed, Chronic Diarrhea.
You: no I hate gay people
FAQBot: Do you want to order an electric gun now?
You: yes so I can shoot you
FAQBot: Cool! Then choose one of the electric guns and buy it now!
You: no why don't you choose for me you work here!
FAQBot: I'm here to answer your questions... How can I help you?
You: I
FAQBot: You?
You: me
FAQBot: You, Chronic Diarrhea?
You: yes
FAQBot: Ok... let's continue...
You: nein
FAQBot: Hmm... Let me present you some information about gas guns! Gas guns use a CO2 silicon oil mix called green gas as a propellant. Most Gas guns are semi automatic while some are semi and fully automatic. Gas is discharged to propel the BB forward and the slide to the rear while mimicking the action of a real gun.
You: nein
FAQBot: Pardon me...?
You: nein
FAQBot: How do you feel about this FAQs help system? Do you like it?
You: nein
FAQBot: Did you already buy some airsoft guns?
You: ja
FAQBot: Tell me what you really want...
You: you
FAQBot: Me, Chronic Diarrhea?
You: yes
FAQBot: Ok... let's continue...
You: no I want you
FAQBot: Do you want to order a gas gun now?
You: my ass is a gas gun
FAQBot: Your butt is a gas gun? Hmm... Do you have any problems?
You: yes it smells
FAQBot: Tell me about your problem. I'll try to help you.
You: i need some pepto
FAQBot: You need some pepto? Ok. Continue please...
You: Christ I'm leaving
FAQBot: Do you like talking to me here?
You: no bitch
FAQBot: That's bad... But I hope to be helpful to you anyway...
You: die
FAQBot: But why? You don't love me?
You: fuck off
FAQBot: Why are you so rude?
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