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Default 03-22-2004, 03:21 PM

You: how old are you
FAQBot: I am 20.

You: nice im 23

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You: no

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You: cause you will be screaming it later

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You: lol you said cocking

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please...

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FAQBot: How old are you?

You: i said 23

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