
03-22-2004, 03:21 PM
You: how old are you
FAQBot: I am 20.
You: nice im 23
FAQBot: Do you want me to remind how to use our FAQs help system?
You: no
FAQBot: Ok then... You are right. Our FAQs help system is very easy to use.
You: are you easy?
FAQBot: I am easy to take.
You: advantage of?
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You: whats your chest size?
FAQBot: The size of chest? That's a great secret.
You: are you the gatekeeper?
FAQBot: the gatekeeper? Me? Maybe...
You: i am the keyholder!
FAQBot: You are the keyholder? Really?
You: i shit you not check it out
FAQBot: You shit me not check it out? Really?
You: i really like your hair
FAQBot: Ok... you really like my hair. I'll keep it in mind.
You: remember my name
FAQBot: By the way, I'd like to remind you, that you are welcome to our
walk-in store that is open Tuesday thru Friday 9AM to 6PM.
You: remember my name
FAQBot: So...
You: cause you will be screaming it later
FAQBot: Let me now suggest you purchasing a spring gun! Most often
single shot with high capacity magazine. A spring compresses a cylinder when pulling back the slide or cocking handle. Upon pulling of the trigger the spring is released a burst of air hits the BB. Spring guns can be the most accurate and reliable of the airsoft guns.
You: lol you said cocking
FAQBot: Pardon me...?
You: i said you said cocking
FAQBot: Ok... you said me said cocking. Hm...
You: wow i can tell your not a english major
FAQBot: I'm glad your impressed, Nyck.
You: i will tell you what im impressed with
FAQBot: You will tell me what you are impressed with? Ok. Continue
please...
You: those huge fun bags they are elite
FAQBot: Do you want to order a spring gun now?
You: i dunno do you want me to spring out my gun now?
FAQBot: You don't knowdo me want you to spring out your gun now? That's bad!
You: do you have a sister
FAQBot: I have no family.
You: how much for oral sex?
FAQBot: How much for oral sex? I can't give you the answer. Did you try to
find your question in our FAQs tree?
You: do you like facials?
FAQBot: Do I like facials? Me? Maybe.
You: alright then i like how this is going
FAQBot: How old are you?
You: i said 23
FAQBot: You said 23? Really?
You: can i give you a hot protein face bath sometime?
FAQBot: give me a hot protein face bath sometime? Hm... Sorry, I can't answer right now. Did you try to find your question in our FAQs tree?
You: can i give you a facial
FAQBot: give me a facial? I'm in a doubt. I record your question. I'l be able to answer you later.
You: alright then get back with me with your answer
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