[Sergeant_Scrotum]

first time i tried i tried with coal. it never did get it.

Is it heavier than a pound of butter? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Is it heavy? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Can you find it in a house? You said No, I say Yes.
Can you buy it at a store? You said Yes, I say No.
Do you use it at night? You said No, I say Yes.
Can it be painted? You said Probably, I say No.
Is it smooth? You said Probably, I say No.