"hey whats your friends name?"
"Dick army"
"pfffff HAAHHAHAhaHAHHAHAHAAH, no seriously whats his name"
"Dick army"
"pffff AHHAHAHhAAHHAhaah, whats your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?"


"Im here to see the Colonel"
"He be dead"
"No, no, the Colonel"
"What be wrong wit you i tell you he be dead"
(annoyed look on peters face)
"THE COLONEL!"