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05-08-2004, 03:15 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":2312c]Some Chez Ace nostalgia circa June 2002 eek:
…later that same night…
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“Table for three…. And let there be no delay…we have not eaten since the Degeva system and are rather peckish as a result….”
..sorry sir…we are full at present…
“..awww, dude, c’mon …there’s an empty table right there…”
…yeah well,…that’s the Col. Sanders memorial table, sir ….no-one sits there…since that night and that… (sobs)….
…am suddenly elevated…choked ….
“I WILL NOT BE FUCKED AROUND WITH THIS TIME…”
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….urgghh…. ….hopes for help from an unlikely quarter etc…..
then...
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…ahem, WHATCHOO TALKIN ABOUT VADER!?!…
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…yeah well…funny you should ask, we used to have a order / get served / pay system to get a nicely chilled beer, which seemed to work fine……however, weve had some consutants in……
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…and now you have to fight this gay, viagra-injected gorilla in a giant wading pool of olive oil…….……
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apparently
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"…excuse me mate…erm, sir…
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…may I just draw your attention to a policy of ours that may well directly affect you……"
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…am flung against back wall of restaurant….checks insurance policy….passes out….
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