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Mr.Buttocks · 06-01-2004, 06:20 AM

1080jibber, you should take a cat (or possibly more than one if you can fit them in a basket) with you. If a dog attacks you, throw the cat at it and then cycle off into the distance like a bat out of hell, hopefully the dog will be more interested in chasing the cat than it will be in chasing your flabby rear end.

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Mr.Buttocks is Offline Major General Posts: 12,924 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The Continent of Africa	06-01-2004, 06:20 AM 1080jibber, you should take a cat (or possibly more than one if you can fit them in a basket) with you. If a dog attacks you, throw the cat at it and then cycle off into the distance like a bat out of hell, hopefully the dog will be more interested in chasing the cat than it will be in chasing your flabby rear end.