what can i say. my bday rocked, im no longer a virgin


the best way to commit a murder: Hit someone with a Banjo, cut out their vocal cords, drain them of their blood, skin them, grind their meat into hamburger, grind bones into dust, take the flesh, cut it into strips and make string, drain the blood in a sewer, take the hamburger and make a block party barbeque, take the rope flesh and hang a pinata with it. Take their bone dust and scatter it in the winds