[Miscguy]

[code:9392d]Dear Corporate tool,

This will confirm my resignation with your fucked up company. I
have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a
bitch is not a prerequisite for a managerial position.

I am looking forward to my new position, and the challenges that
await me. Unlike when I had to work with you assholes.
My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and
cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested, and
received last week.

Hopefully your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left undone
for the new team. As well as the ongoing projects I never completed.
Once the company figures out that you don't know a Damn thing,
they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.

My experience with this company has been very
unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary; she
was a good fuck. We fucked all over your office, and
on your desk when you were away. She revealed that you screwed
her every time she appealed for a salary increase. She enjoyed
sex with me, but not to a corpse like you. In short, you are
bad at business, and in bed.

I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you
as a steppingstone to a better future. I wish you and the
organization a slow lingering decent into bankruptcy.


Sincerely,

Sign your name
[/code:9392d]

An extreamly quick fix.