[Vance]

Im ILL Mitch, now listen me recording
when I'm on street you know Im speed boarding
anyone who board shall call me lord master
oh ho you board? ILL Mitch board faster
wear oakley shades yes I do
say no to rollerblades and so should you
ride my board in the street ride my board and I'm ill
ride my board so quick ride my board down a hill
I ride in a pool I ride a half tube
I board fast like gleaming the cube
if you got a problem with Tony Hawk
get off your wheels and take a phony walk
going so fast you can barely see me board
I go faster than a ranger ford
in Russia call me danger lord
come take a seat on my anger sword

look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger


got ILL Mitch style look no one has
my board wheels spin fast like taz
NO interviews you bony talkman
I only listen to my sony walkman

Your Mommas wack!
Your Grannys Wack!
Keep a handi wipe in my fanny pack

In russia women love a ford,
I save my money for a hover boeard,
In japan, I know they got those,
Understand I got the hot flows,

When I board Im never a loner,
On full moon I ride with boner,
Looking for targets,
It's a missle crises,
Wait for impact,
This is pricless,

BOOM,
Dust cloud,
Cover your ears,
Ill mitch bust loud.