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Zoner · 06-23-2004, 08:48 AM

"I walk up the bar and say 'Hey! Gimme a couple of Budweisers.'"

"I can't do that."

"Why?"

"Because this isn't a bar."

"Oh really what is it?"

"This is a micro-brewery."

"Oh really, asshole. Well, why don't you go into the back and MICROBREW me up a batch of fucking Budweiser, ok, because this is America and I am very THIRSTY! Pull up your PANTS!"

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Zoner is Offline Administrator Posts: 17,739 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Camp Crystal Lake	06-23-2004, 08:48 AM "I walk up the bar and say 'Hey! Gimme a couple of Budweisers.'" "I can't do that." "Why?" "Because this isn't a bar." "Oh really what is it?" "This is a micro-brewery." "Oh really, asshole. Well, why don't you go into the back and MICROBREW me up a batch of fucking Budweiser, ok, because this is America and I am very THIRSTY! Pull up your PANTS!"