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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, Where the hell have
you been?

I was out getting a tattoo.

A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?

I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.

What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill
on your penis?

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while, Ilike to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand .

And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!

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