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Default 07-27-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Jotun
Its not just a book, they have a site too. http://www.theonion.com

the book is amazing, my bro has it. funniest shit i have ever read.

My favorite side headlines were:

Ska Band Outnumbers Audience

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat.

Yngwie Malmsteen Changes Middle Name to "Fucking"

Little Boys Prayers Answered, God Answers No.
My favorites:

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"
-Neil Armstrong's first memorable words on moon: "Holy living fuck!"

"U.S. Troops withdraw from Vietnamese peasent girl"
  
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