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Originally Posted by Jotun
Its not just a book, they have a site too. http://www.theonion.com
the book is amazing, my bro has it. funniest shit i have ever read.
My favorite side headlines were:
Ska Band Outnumbers Audience
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat.
Yngwie Malmsteen Changes Middle Name to "Fucking"
Little Boys Prayers Answered, God Answers No.
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My favorites:
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"
-Neil Armstrong's first memorable words on moon: "Holy living fuck!"
"U.S. Troops withdraw from Vietnamese peasent girl"