
08-21-2004, 09:01 PM
[quote:0580f]
[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table.gif[/img]
If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.
[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_shout.gif[/img]
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_area.gif[/img]
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.[/quote:0580f]
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!1
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