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Was driving a quad a few years back (one of those 4 wheeled bikes, dunno wtf u cunts call it) along the top of a big hill. Anyway hit a divot and it shifted the whole steering to the right sending me flying down a 45 degree angled hill. The way this thing was designed the accelerator was on the back of the handle grip and the brake at the front, i was pulling the break but also the accelerator at the same time. Anyway went flying down this hill at about 60mph and slammed straight into a wall at the bottom of the hill. I got knocked out from the impact, woke up about 10 minutes later beside the quad (which still had its engine running oOo: ) minus one shoe and with a dislocated shoulder and a shitload of bruises.

Dunnof if id really call it near death or not but going 60mph into a wall and walking away with a few minor injuries was kinda weird. Didn't even go down to the hospital to get my arm popped back into place, just let it pop back in itself over the course of a few weeks. Still not sure how i didn;t end up being pancaked into the wall, im assuming i jumped off at the last second but i can;t remember really if i did or not.