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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
I got chased by an angry moose once. When I was in 7th grade, someone was pulling and pushing the pole of a basketball stand until it fell. I was walking away from the pole and heard it crash a few inches behind me. I could feel the wind on my back as it came down. I almost got into a car accident when my passenger pulled my steering wheel to the right while I was on the freeway. When I was in the navy, some fishermen took pot shots at me and my friends with a rifle while we were on leave in the Mediteranean. Another time was when I almost drowned during maneuvers. When i was 9 years old I was on my bike when I got hit by a Porsche. The last incident ocurred last week when I had some really bad cheese.
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Holy crap man.[/quote:7692d]
can you say accident prone?