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Ferich · 09-14-2004, 01:01 PM

Bart vs Australia is one of my favorite episodes...EVER

Milhouse: Hey, Bart! The bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies! Wanna go smell?
Bart: Yes... Yes, I do.

Bart: Are we going to be landing on an aircraft carrier?
Pilot: No, the nearest Navy vessel is the USS Walter Mondale....its a laundry ship.

Australian Man: 900 Dollarydoos!, Tobias did you accept a collect call from the States?

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indited for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pshh. That's no reason to block the TV.

Bart: Do the toilets go backwards in here?
U.S Embasy guy: No. To combat home sickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way.
*Flushes toilet. Machine kicks in and water swirls the other way*
Homer (weeping, singing): Sweet land of liberty...

Homer: Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
*Homer makes faces, hops around.*
*Guard punches him in the face*
Guard: No sir! US marine corps sir!

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Ferich is Offline 2nd Lieutenant Posts: 3,517 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Lancaster, Pennsylvania	09-14-2004, 01:01 PM Bart vs Australia is one of my favorite episodes...EVER Milhouse: Hey, Bart! The bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies! Wanna go smell? Bart: Yes... Yes, I do. Bart: Are we going to be landing on an aircraft carrier? Pilot: No, the nearest Navy vessel is the USS Walter Mondale....its a laundry ship. Australian Man: 900 Dollarydoos!, Tobias did you accept a collect call from the States? Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indited for fraud in Australia. Homer: Pshh. That's no reason to block the TV. Bart: Do the toilets go backwards in here? U.S Embasy guy: No. To combat home sickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way. Flushes toilet. Machine kicks in and water swirls the other way Homer (weeping, singing): Sweet land of liberty... Homer: Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything? Homer makes faces, hops around. Guard punches him in the face Guard: No sir! US marine corps sir!