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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
i was on a date with a friend of mine and we went out to the beach late at night to eat at the Rubys on the pier. afterwards, she wanted to go jogging on the shore so i had to run my ass off witha pound of hamburger, fries and cherry coke in my stomach so soon enough i had to take a fat shit. if anyone knows the disgusting conditions the park restrooms are kept in, then you should realize the decision i made to shit in the sand. she ran ahead to look for a restroom and i was behind here when i decided i couldnt hold it anymore. the beach we were on was public/private meaning the shore was public, but some of the sand was fenced off because there were houses built there and some space was set aside as their backyards. while she was ahead of me, i pulled down my pants and shat on the sand near someones back yard. i was rushed, but i managed to not piss or shit on my feet. just before i could finish, she runs back to tell me that she found a restroom and just stands there in shock when she sees me doing my business. needless to say, we're just friends now.
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ROFL
wasnt there an ocean, lake there? I think it would have been better to shit in the water, I've always wondered what it be liek to shit while your swimming