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Hybrid · 09-24-2004, 06:31 PM

Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70.

A. Cause when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose.

A. Full

Q. How does a Scotsman find sheep in tall grass.

A. Very satisfying.

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Hybrid is Offline Senior Member Posts: 340 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Hammer	09-24-2004, 06:31 PM Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70. A. Cause when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat. Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose. A. Full Q. How does a Scotsman find sheep in tall grass. A. Very satisfying.