http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/1131 ... _dd.txt.gz
its a great 60 page dictionary, with everything from clever observations to satire
a great read, even just for skimming
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the
observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his
scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.
RELIGION, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the
nature of the Unknowable.
DESTINY, n. A tyrant's authority for crime and fool's excuse for
failure.