[Scalping Chief]

Originally Posted by Judas

cant make a mpg so heres the script for the scene

Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me.

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119.
INT. JOHNSON'S KITCHEN - DAY

LEO JOHNSON is ragging on Shelly. He is down on his hands and knees
showing her how to scrub the floor.

LEO
Someone who knows how to clean knows
where the object was before she
started cleaning and then that object
goes back to its exact same spot.
Shelly, I know where everything in this
house is. Sometimes on the road I
mentally go through this whole house
and picture where every item is.

SHELLY
Lay off the bennies, Leo.

LEO
(continuing his tirade)
Anybody can clean the surface of an
object, but dirt can find its way
anywhere. To really clean, you have to
scrub below the surface.
(shouting)
WHERE THE DIRT IS, SHELLY.

He scrubs more.

LEO (continued)
That's one thing you are going to learn,
Shelly, - HOW TO CLEAN. It takes
scrubbing, Shelly. There is no easy way.

THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE, SHELLY.

SHELLY
As if I didn't know.

LEO
I'm going to show you how to wash this
tile and then you're going to do it.

SHELLY
Come off it, Leo. I'm late for work...

LEO
What did you say?

Leo goes over the top pulling Shelly to the floor.

LEO
Shelly, I am not fooling around anymore.
The first thing you've got to WORK on is
a good attitude. That's the key.
Anybody will tell you that.

Gives her a good shot to the back of the head. Shelly falls to the
floor. The phone rings. Leo gets up to get the phone.

LEO
Don't even _think_ about going anywhere,
Shelly. I'm not finished with you.

He answers the phone.
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not sure why but this scene is funny as shit to me ... i always use to quote the part "THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE SHELLY"

stfu