[Nyck]

I burned this onto a cd and listened to it to work this morning

I was fucking rolling

I have tattoos(find out he says temp ones) and I usually have a carton of marlboro reds sitting on the dashboard so cops think ive been in prision.

I pull over just as a favor to the cops...they know I can out run them in my Iroc....As they walk up I usually rev my engine to 6000 rpm just to show them whats up

I keep my car waxed and shined....it reflects radar guns just like stealth bombers, cause they wax and shine them everyday

I have neon around my license plate that distracts the radar guns

you put any girl in my sweet 86 iroc camero and they will be gobbling cone before the 1st red light...

its gotta be fake but its hilarious

+ 1 for you