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CoMaToSe · **OFFICIAL: Jokes Thread -** 12-06-2004, 08:35 AM

Ok, everyone tells a joke here. I thinl that's pretty straightforward, and none of you (with the possible exception of short hand) will require further explanation.

What's easier to get out of a pickup truck: Bowling balls or babies?

Babies: You can use a pitchfork..

What's worse than a truckfull of dead babies?

One live one eating it's way out.

What's worse than that?

Coming Back for seconds.

What's worse than ten dead babies stapled to a tree?

One dead baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats the difference between apples and babies?

I don't cum on apples before I eat them.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call three lepers in a hot-tub?

Stew.

Why did the leper get a speeding ticket?

He left his foot on the gas.

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CoMaToSe is Offline Colonel Posts: 8,441 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Goatse	OFFICIAL: Jokes Thread - 12-06-2004, 08:35 AM Ok, everyone tells a joke here. I thinl that's pretty straightforward, and none of you (with the possible exception of short hand) will require further explanation. What's easier to get out of a pickup truck: Bowling balls or babies? Babies: You can use a pitchfork.. What's worse than a truckfull of dead babies? One live one eating it's way out. What's worse than that? Coming Back for seconds. What's worse than ten dead babies stapled to a tree? One dead baby stapled to ten trees. Whats the difference between apples and babies? I don't cum on apples before I eat them. Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage. What do you call three lepers in a hot-tub? Stew. Why did the leper get a speeding ticket? He left his foot on the gas.