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Default 12-12-2004, 09:03 PM

My favorite christmas carol is


Mark:] Can we turn off all the lights and have everyone bring up there lighters like its a big rock show, please?
[Mark:] Everyone bring out your lighters cause I know you all smoke pot
[Mark:] Now I want you all to sing along with me...

Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
'Round yon virgin
Mother and child
Holy infant
So tender and mild


[mark:] Yay! It's Christmas!
[Tom:] Yeah! And where the hell are my presents?!?
[Mark:] Hey! If you're looking for last minute christmas ideas...I think a good gift to give a guy is an orgasm!
[Tom:] I want one of those in my stocking

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

-Blink182 biggrin:


  
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