
12-15-2004, 05:24 AM
I like the power metal one the best, because that is easily the pussiest genre of all of metal, could have been better with a resferance to a fairy.
Hair Metal:
The protagonist arrives with a can of hairspray in one had, and a heavy metal axe in the other. He has came to drink beer and party. He tries to scare the dragon with his music, but in the end has to use hairspay to blind it and run away.
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