
12-20-2004, 02:38 PM
I'm cooking the turkey this year. Man, I got a fucking BEHEMOTH turkey too. Big bastard weighs in around 28lbs!
Got 11 people to feed, so I basically hadda go out and slaughter Big Bird. Sorry kiddies..that big yellow goofy bastard is dead.
I bet I can fit a lot of stuffing up his ass, too. Sweet.
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