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Zoner · 12-20-2004, 02:38 PM

I'm cooking the turkey this year. Man, I got a fucking BEHEMOTH turkey too. Big bastard weighs in around 28lbs!

Got 11 people to feed, so I basically hadda go out and slaughter Big Bird. Sorry kiddies..that big yellow goofy bastard is dead.

I bet I can fit a lot of stuffing up his ass, too. Sweet.

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Zoner is Offline Administrator Posts: 17,739 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Camp Crystal Lake	12-20-2004, 02:38 PM I'm cooking the turkey this year. Man, I got a fucking BEHEMOTH turkey too. Big bastard weighs in around 28lbs! Got 11 people to feed, so I basically hadda go out and slaughter Big Bird. Sorry kiddies..that big yellow goofy bastard is dead. I bet I can fit a lot of stuffing up his ass, too. Sweet.