[Captain Bunny]

And the Lord God called unto Adam: 'Where art thou?'

And Adam said, 'I art here'

But both Adam and Eves eyes were opened and they saw they were naked and they sewed on fig leaves - one for Eve, and a hundred and eighty for Adam.

The lord said, 'Who told thee that thou was naked?'

And Adam said, 'I could see it all hanging down'

'Has thou eaten of the apple?' Said the Lord

'Yea, Eve gave it to me' said Adam ' A Granny Smith'

'Woman' said the Lord, 'what hast thou done?'

And Eve said, 'I havent done anything, Ive just got here'

And the Lord said unto the serpent, 'Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the feild; upon thy belly thou shalt go, and dust thou eat all the days of your life'

'This is vicitmisation' said the serpent. 'I shall appeal to the RSPCA'.