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philadelphia killing mach · **you, robot.....i, refund. -** 12-31-2004, 10:01 AM

piece of shit movie. producers, please pull isaac asimov's name other than 'contributing technician' (for the original theory of the three laws of robotics).

3 laws of I, Robot (2004)
1. when owning a robotic arm, excersise it in the morning; it makes perfect sense and is not a cheap slap in the idiot audience's face (SLAP 'LOOK STUPID, THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER')
2. when pulling out a 10g+ spin, automatically go into a straight line at 90 degrees to the spin (massive fishtailing would exhibit loss of control, distrust in the hero's leadership abilities).
3. when robots are attaching en masse, all robots must follow the #1 rule of kung fu movies....attack one at a time even though there are 5 thousand of you and only one hero.

thank god the bill hicks concert in chicago 89 DVD is being deliverd next.

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philadelphia killing mach is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,366 Join Date: May 2004 Location: I hate HippiesLand	you, robot.....i, refund. - 12-31-2004, 10:01 AM piece of shit movie. producers, please pull isaac asimov's name other than 'contributing technician' (for the original theory of the three laws of robotics). 3 laws of I, Robot (2004) 1. when owning a robotic arm, excersise it in the morning; it makes perfect sense and is not a cheap slap in the idiot audience's face (SLAP 'LOOK STUPID, THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER') 2. when pulling out a 10g+ spin, automatically go into a straight line at 90 degrees to the spin (massive fishtailing would exhibit loss of control, distrust in the hero's leadership abilities). 3. when robots are attaching en masse, all robots must follow the #1 rule of kung fu movies....attack one at a time even though there are 5 thousand of you and only one hero. thank god the bill hicks concert in chicago 89 DVD is being deliverd next.