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Originally Posted by guarnere
david sigmon <kuntry_devyl@yahoo.com> - 03 Oct 03:
1)Find four to five members of the d&d club.(make sure to find one who can play keybaords)
2)Change your name to gorgoth darksoul, or something equally scary and dark.
3)Wear lots of hoaky-looking corpse paint...yaknow, to have a scary image.
4)As a black metal band, black leather is your best friend. You will learn to love it.
5)Design your logo with an unreadable style of writing. It's just cooler that way.
6)Use lots of choir style samples, in all your songs, for theat epic black feel.
7)When in interveiws, express your love for classical music, and scores(even if you don't, cause all black metal bands think they are really intelligent.)
8)Use dark words to describe everyhting(i.e. necro)
9)make sure you are either covered in blood, or in the woods for all photo sessions.
10)Make shirts that have no real connection with the band, only to be offensive.
11)Use lots of fowl language when on stage.
12)write music about how god sucks so much, and satan rules.
These are great rules in my opinion. enjoy --- sloth
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I didn't actually read the second one until now.
That guy has no idea what black metal is. The classical music stuff is stupid. That has nothing to do with black metal. "Satanic" black metal is also stupid. Pretty much everything this guy said except for the leather and corpse paint stuff is wrong.
Dumbass. spank: