Crikey! -
01-22-2005, 08:32 PM
Just the other day I was working, folding clothes and this fuckin' huge crocodile burst out of these pair of socks, its tail was so sharp it chopped my manager's head off but i struggled and got a hold of its front legs, swang it around my head and threw it onto some old people in the store. It died later from staple punctures..
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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