[imported_Grim_Reaper]

Originally Posted by Pyro

I liked it...If a Dem wrote it, they are definally funnier than Repbs....cuz stuff like this by republicans is conservative oOo: calmdown:

LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH:
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he
got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,"
replied BILLY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fuckingg difference? " asks the father.
"That's what I said!"

LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how
many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice
cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the
triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is
married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well,
I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and
sucked the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer
is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like
your thinking."

lmao