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Hollywood · 02-02-2005, 03:35 PM

What's the most confusing holiday in the Harlem?

Father's Day!

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?

There are twenty of them

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

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Frank decides to go out bear hunting. So he grabs his rifle and heads out in to the woods. He comes upon a small black bear eating some berries so he shoots it. No sooner does he put the rifle down but he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a large brown bear standing there.

The bear says "Frank. You just shot my friend. I'm really pissed off, but since I don't want to lower myself to your level I'm going to give you a choice. Either I can maul you to death or we can have some rough bear on human sex."

Frank thinks about it for a moment and says, "I'll take the sex." So the bear has his way with Frank and Frank limps home. He spends the next week walking bow-legged around his cabin, stewing in his own rage. As soon as he's better, he swears vengence on the bear. He grabs his rifle and heads out in to the woods. He finds the bear and without a moment's hesitation he shoots the bear. Again, he feels a tap on his shoulder. When he turns to look there's an enormous gizley standing there.

The bear takes a deep breath and says, "Frank, I know about you and that bear, but that doesn't excuse your actions here today. You're alive and well and my friend is dead. But since I'm not like you I'm going to give you a choice." The bear gives Frank the same options as before, and once again, Frank chooses the sex, though the grizley is much rougher on poor Frank who spends a month in the hospital.

Once recoverd, Frank gets his rifle, finds the grizley and shoots him. Again he feels a tap on his should and when he turns around there's an enormous polar bear standing there. The polar bear sighs and says "Frank, let's face it. You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

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Hollywood is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,565 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education"	02-02-2005, 03:35 PM What's the most confusing holiday in the Harlem? Father's Day! What is the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. ------------------- Frank decides to go out bear hunting. So he grabs his rifle and heads out in to the woods. He comes upon a small black bear eating some berries so he shoots it. No sooner does he put the rifle down but he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a large brown bear standing there. The bear says "Frank. You just shot my friend. I'm really pissed off, but since I don't want to lower myself to your level I'm going to give you a choice. Either I can maul you to death or we can have some rough bear on human sex." Frank thinks about it for a moment and says, "I'll take the sex." So the bear has his way with Frank and Frank limps home. He spends the next week walking bow-legged around his cabin, stewing in his own rage. As soon as he's better, he swears vengence on the bear. He grabs his rifle and heads out in to the woods. He finds the bear and without a moment's hesitation he shoots the bear. Again, he feels a tap on his shoulder. When he turns to look there's an enormous gizley standing there. The bear takes a deep breath and says, "Frank, I know about you and that bear, but that doesn't excuse your actions here today. You're alive and well and my friend is dead. But since I'm not like you I'm going to give you a choice." The bear gives Frank the same options as before, and once again, Frank chooses the sex, though the grizley is much rougher on poor Frank who spends a month in the hospital. Once recoverd, Frank gets his rifle, finds the grizley and shoots him. Again he feels a tap on his should and when he turns around there's an enormous polar bear standing there. The polar bear sighs and says "Frank, let's face it. You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"