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Proteus · 02-16-2005, 01:37 PM

Your accuracy was impressive.

Your speed was 44 WPM

This was cool, I got to type a joke. lol

[quote:9ebe2]One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth..A gallows was erected in front of the city gates..A herald announced, "Whoever would enter the city must first answer the truth to a question which will be put to him." Nasrudin was first in line..The captain of the guard asked him, "Where are you going? Tell the truth -- the alternative is death by hanging." "I am going," said Nasrudin, "to be hanged on that gallows." "I don't believe you." "Very well, if I have told a lie, then hang me!" "But that would make it the truth!" "Exactly," said Nasrudin, "your truth."[/quote:9ebe2]

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Proteus is Offline Lieutenant Colonel Posts: 7,162 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Plymouth, MA	02-16-2005, 01:37 PM Your accuracy was impressive. Your speed was 44 WPM This was cool, I got to type a joke. lol [quote:9ebe2]One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth..A gallows was erected in front of the city gates..A herald announced, "Whoever would enter the city must first answer the truth to a question which will be put to him." Nasrudin was first in line..The captain of the guard asked him, "Where are you going? Tell the truth -- the alternative is death by hanging." "I am going," said Nasrudin, "to be hanged on that gallows." "I don't believe you." "Very well, if I have told a lie, then hang me!" "But that would make it the truth!" "Exactly," said Nasrudin, "your truth."[/quote:9ebe2]