[philadelphia killing mach]

i apologize for the woman bitching out loud about the saleswoman from the previous day lying to her and not having the frames she wanted today and then going on about how all the other frames at this store were stupid.

i apologized for her being white like me. she doesn't represent our race to well and was what we whities call 'white trash'. please don't judge us whites by her actions. for the record.........i later snuck up behind her in the kitchen department and waffled her upside the head with a skillet.

peace on earth, carry on.


oh, this was in San Antonio, basically hell on earth.