[Innoxx]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
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> They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
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> The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
> galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
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> "Emma come first.
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> Den I come.
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> Den two asses come together.
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> I come once-a-more.
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> Two asses, they come together again.
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> I come again and pee twice.
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> Then I come one lasta time."
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> You foul-mouthed obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
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> "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our
> lives......
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> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
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> "Who talkin' abouta a?
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> I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."