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Originally Posted by JBird
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
me and this girl were having a nice night out tonight and we ended up fooling around at her house. well we are in the middle of sex and were having a great time when she decides to stick her finger in my ass. it was the farthest thing in my mind and from what i remember, my vision became somewhat distorted by shards of white light and pain as her nail scratched and poked at my ass. i yelled 'omg wtf are you doing??' and practically leapt off of her and almost jumped off the bed. she was all shocked and partially embarassed and said she thought it would be romantic and just got caught up in the moment. my dick turned into a mushroom after that and i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix. just thought i would share it with you guys and of course, want to know if women tried this horrible shit with you fellas. if not, i guess this is a night sam kinison would appreciate.
exit only pls
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bwahahhhhaaa! dude i feel your "pain". cry: i had a one night stand last summer, and it is frighteningly similiar to your escapade. except in my story, i didnt jump off and scream wtf...i kind of liked it.
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LOL, i returned the favor and we proceeded to have wild, primal sex. it was the best lay i ever had. also, she didnt have nails, so that was a plus oOo: |
Was "She" not of the human race not having nails. eek: