[Drew]

My buddy had this problem.

Just pour gasoline into your computer through one of the fan vents.

Make sure your fans are off before you do this. Now tape the vents shut or cover them in another way. Wait about 2-3 minutes for the heat from your computer to evaporate some of the gasoline and then lift the tape from one of the vents partially and drop in a match.

Now, I know this will look like your computer is melting down, however it is not. What the fire is actually doing is burning the hacker Chinese in your case alive. This is also an effective method for removing a pesky computer virus.

Let me know how this works out for you.