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Doctor Duffy · 03-29-2005, 10:51 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":5ef04][quote="Sgt. Duffy":5ef04][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5ef04]The steps to hooking up:

a) Get a big dick. That whole, "Motion of the Ocean" is bullshit. If it were the case, then how come you always glance at different shows that has women drooling over a 10 foot dong? Besides, I often hear Sorostitutes chattering the next morning over who has the big/small dick. It's like a daily advice session with women. Women are whores, despite their claims that they aren't like men.

b) Get a lot of cash. Even if this means dealing some hordcore drugs, money will attract women. In high school, it's whether or not you're in the right clique. In college, it's all about if you have money or not. That's why most frat guys typically end up with a good-looking broad. If you're not in a frat, but you have a shitload of money, whether from your parents or you're just that damn good at making money, you will blast the Fratdaddies to hell and you will be able to power fuck any Sorostitute on campus.

c) Be an athlete. You get double points if you're black. Notice how women associate having a big penis with athletes. If you happen to be a black athlete, your chances of power fucking a hot white chick athlete goes tenfold. Don't believe me? Head on down to one of the diners on campus, and you'll see.

There is the small factor of the nice guy. I am dating a girl right now that fell for me because I treated her with respect and I make her feel wanted. Having said that, she is not drop-dead gorgeous, and I understand that. I could just as easily transform into one of the categories above and start fisting all the porno-type girls on campus, but the end result is really not that much better. Anyway, if you wanna fuck some hot girls in college, you gotta achieve one of the goals above.[/quote:5ef04]

You are ridiculously wrong! All you are things like self-pride, dignity, and valor to turn the chicks on. Just look at the results

[img]http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg[/img][/quote:5ef04][/quote:5ef04]

Teach us more.

You really look like Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny to me, maybe it is just me though.

[img]http://www.cbc.ca/kennyvsspenny/media/bios_pic_kenny.jpg[/img][/quot
Unfortunately, thats not me. I am a fake, a poser, a man hiding behind thy mask! O', what cowardly fool 'tis I! Let thy demon of death rain down upon me, for I have no longer a will to live! A will to live in shame! A will to be an outcast of society, of my family, of my friends! Blessed is thee, for I am not!

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Doctor Duffy is Offline Senior Member Posts: 5,825 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Banned	03-29-2005, 10:51 PM [quote="Duke_of_Ray":5ef04][quote="Sgt. Duffy":5ef04][quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5ef04]The steps to hooking up: a) Get a big dick. That whole, "Motion of the Ocean" is bullshit. If it were the case, then how come you always glance at different shows that has women drooling over a 10 foot dong? Besides, I often hear Sorostitutes chattering the next morning over who has the big/small dick. It's like a daily advice session with women. Women are whores, despite their claims that they aren't like men. b) Get a lot of cash. Even if this means dealing some hordcore drugs, money will attract women. In high school, it's whether or not you're in the right clique. In college, it's all about if you have money or not. That's why most frat guys typically end up with a good-looking broad. If you're not in a frat, but you have a shitload of money, whether from your parents or you're just that damn good at making money, you will blast the Fratdaddies to hell and you will be able to power fuck any Sorostitute on campus. c) Be an athlete. You get double points if you're black. Notice how women associate having a big penis with athletes. If you happen to be a black athlete, your chances of power fucking a hot white chick athlete goes tenfold. Don't believe me? Head on down to one of the diners on campus, and you'll see. There is the small factor of the nice guy. I am dating a girl right now that fell for me because I treated her with respect and I make her feel wanted. Having said that, she is not drop-dead gorgeous, and I understand that. I could just as easily transform into one of the categories above and start fisting all the porno-type girls on campus, but the end result is really not that much better. Anyway, if you wanna fuck some hot girls in college, you gotta achieve one of the goals above.[/quote:5ef04] You are ridiculously wrong! All you are things like self-pride, dignity, and valor to turn the chicks on. Just look at the results [img]http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg[/img][/quote:5ef04][/quote:5ef04] Teach us more. You really look like Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny to me, maybe it is just me though. [img]http://www.cbc.ca/kennyvsspenny/media/bios_pic_kenny.jpg[/img][/quot Unfortunately, thats not me. I am a fake, a poser, a man hiding behind thy mask! O', what cowardly fool 'tis I! Let thy demon of death rain down upon me, for I have no longer a will to live! A will to live in shame! A will to be an outcast of society, of my family, of my friends! Blessed is thee, for I am not!