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Jin-Roh · 03-30-2005, 06:59 PM

From Blazing Saddles:

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours n*gger.

[to two members of the KKK]
Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

Henchman: We'll head them off at the pass.
Hedley Lamarr: Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.

[after meeting black pioneers]
Indian Chief: Oy vey. They're darker than we are.

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Jin-Roh is Offline Senior Member Posts: 5,546 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: California	03-30-2005, 06:59 PM From Blazing Saddles: Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges. Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'? Elderly woman: Up yours n*gger. [to two members of the KKK] Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh. Bart: Hey, where the white women at. Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications? Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape. Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice. Applicant: I like rape. Henchman: We'll head them off at the pass. Hedley Lamarr: Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché. [after meeting black pioneers] Indian Chief: Oy vey. They're darker than we are.