
03-30-2005, 06:59 PM
From Blazing Saddles:
Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours n*gger.
[to two members of the KKK]
Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Henchman: We'll head them off at the pass.
Hedley Lamarr: Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.
[after meeting black pioneers]
Indian Chief: Oy vey. They're darker than we are.
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