"You want the truth? You want the truth?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"
-A Few Good Men

"Houston...we got a problem"
-Apollo 13

"I GOT DA POOP ON ME!!!"
-Joe Dirt

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again"
-Silence of the Lambs

"Santa Claus is real, its on the internet, so you know its true"
-Monk