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04-01-2005, 07:53 AM
- has 16 illegitimate children, all born with cleft palates and chlamydia.
- cannot pronounce the words "specific", "aluminum", "ambulance", and "corn".
- once sat in front of a television for 18 hours during a blackout because the announcer said that " 'Mork & Mindy' would be right back after these messages" right before the power went off.
- has an overactive bladder
- has an innate fear of Newfoundlanders, yet he has no idea why
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