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Default 04-01-2005, 06:47 PM

Tell her that you're dying of a very rare non-contagious disease and you've only got a short time left to live. Tell her that you'd like her to be your final girlfriend here on earth. In 6 months to 1 years time when she puts 2 and 2 together and starts wondering why you're still alive and well, tell her that she cured you with her love.
  
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